Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.