یا مقلب القلوب والابصار
یا مدبر الیل و النهار
یا محول الحول والاحوال
حوّل حالنا الی احسن الحال
سال نو برشماعزیزان گرامی باد .
باآرزوی توفیق وسلامتی وشادکامی امیدوارم
من حقیررانیزازدعای خیردرهنگام تحویل سال نو
محروم نفرمایید.
Who is wise? He that learns from everyone.
عاقل کیست ؟
کسی که ازهرکسی می آموزد.
Who is powerful? He that governs his passions.
قدرتمند کیست؟
کسی که هوای نفس خودرا کنترل میکند.
Who is rich? He that is content.
ثروتمند کیست ؟
کسی که قناعت دارد .
Who is that? Nobody.
و........... اوکیست ؟
هیچکس .
Meaningful Quotation by Benjamin Franklin
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
Conscience is God present in man.
وجدان هدیه ی خدا به انسان است .
Never laugh at those who suffer; suffer sometimes those who laugh.
VICTOR HUGO
A math mystery
Three college freshmen, Jack, George and Roy decided to go to
Daytona Beach Florida for their Spring break, upon arriving there, they
found themselves going from Hotel to Hotel, asking," How much for a room ",
the answer was always more then they could afford,...................
THE
SEASON OF SPRING
the season of spring
weather seems to sing
lovely lovely days
are coming our ways
the season of spring
blooming blossoming
of nature of all kind
let roots unbind
the season of spring
birds unfold their wings
diving high into sky
wish one could fly
the season of spring
careful hearts love sting
reaching out towards others
some persons might bother
the season of spring
nice sound bells ring
new wave new style
faces have on a smile
the season of spring
an new awakening
busy humanity on earth
as if it’s a new birth
listen listen to my words
the season of spring is near
now a look into your lovely eyes
and one can see spring is already here
Mencita (Carmen) Monoi Angel
To turn away a guest is poorest poverty;
دوری جستن ازمیهمان شدیدترین فقر است
To bear with fools is mightiest might.
تحمل نادان قدرتمندترین قدرتهاست
THE SHEPHERD AND HIS BIBLE.
A poor shepherd, living among the Alps, the father of a large family,
for whose wants he provided with great difficulty, purchased an old
Bible from a dealer in old cloths and furniture
تبديل جملات زمان حال ساده از معلوم به مجهول
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
Pupil-1: Our teacher talks to herself does yours?
Pupil-2: Yes, but he doesn't realize it, he thinks we're actually listening!
Pupil-1: I failed every subject except for algebra.
Pupil-2: How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and
leave us with the hard one!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all
answer at once.
How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
LOOK UP
A little boy went to sea with his father to learn to be a sailor.
One day his father said to him, "Come, my boy, you will never
be a sailor if you don't learn to climb."
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school
today.
School Secretary: Who is this ?
Pupil: This is my father speaking !
You can't separate peace from freedom because
no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
شما نمی توانید صلح را ازآزادی جدا کنید زیرا هیچکس بدون
داشتن آزادی نمی تواند درصلح زندگی کند .
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
How do I turn my computer off?
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A
COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT:
Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO:
Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO:
No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy
one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
The Greatest Artist
God
is the greatest artist
To whom no one can compare,
Streaking sunsets very beautiful,
Painting rainbows in the air.
Brushing green the hillside scene,
Blotting blue the sky above,
Splashing flowers 'cross the ground beneath,
Shading white clouds with His glove.
Of the wonders God has made
There is none that is so fair
As the smile He paints upon your face
When you realize He's there.
Udiah (witness to Yah)
آموخته ام ... که تنها کسي که مرا در زندگي شاد مي کند کسي است که به من مي گويد: تو مرا شاد کردي 