School Jokes
Pupil-1: Our teacher talks to herself does yours?
Pupil-2: Yes, but he doesn't realize it, he thinks we're actually listening!
Pupil-1: I failed every subject except for algebra.
Pupil-2: How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and
leave us with the hard one!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all
answer at once.
How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
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