School Jokes
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school
today.
School Secretary: Who is this ?
Pupil: This is my father speaking !
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