Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !

 

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

 

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school

today.

School Secretary: Who is this ?


Pupil: This is my father speaking !